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Tuesday, July 17, 2007



Okay guys... I am so scrwed... I got lowest in class for A maths class test. single digit /30... first time... my grades are seriously screwing up like mad... my chem class test failed... my physics class test got 25/40, one of the lowest in class... bio test should be fail also... i just dont understand what the hell is going on. I thought alpha beta was kinda alright for me. I did the Exe ws myself as i understooded the topic. But dunno why... Today i screwed up the alpha-beta test. I was like sweating during the test like some mad dog...
Pressure still sucks.. Chem dunno why is killing me... Biology's topic on the heart part is killing me too... If i pass one of the sciences or maths next week, i must be lucky... god damm lucky... i think i will make records by being the first trip sci student to retain...
On a happier note, guess what i found today?







Buahahaha... I think almost all the Sec 3s in Cat high noe liao... i was like walking at the corridor outside my class when i saw this pink thing on the floor... Walked closer and i was like OMG... It as a pink condom... buahahaha... then i took this glass panel frrom my class and played with the thingy... then i flipped it around... and the stupid stench screwed my nose... then i wanted to pick it up but scared dirty my hand... STD... AIDS!!! anw, found this transpraent plastic bag and used it to lift the god damm "balloon" up... To my disgust, there was a knot on it... so the opening was blocked and there is this sac below... It contained white liquid... Wtf lah... friggin disgusted... so i threw it aside... Had to go down for assembly and planned to show it to Mr JT after assembly. The chance never came.
Went to class late cos of meeting and when stepping into the class.. I saw this silverish wrapper on the floor. It looked damn suspicious as it was spposed to be a square and it was torn now.. I walked into class tip-toeing and raising my leg high while taking a close look at it...
Saw the word"durex"... then i was like OMG... the teacher who was in the class, my physics teacher, Mr Ng Ml, a.k.a LightBulb was like saying" Clement, dont walk like that. No mines on the floor." then i replied" I dont think so", while looking at the wrapper. The he said" what is that?" i replied" Condom wrapper.." he and the class was like laughing and he said" dont joke lah" i said" not joking... u see lah.." then he said throw it away... and i obidiently did as told...

All this stuff.. Why didnt anyone see it? Cockeye meh? haha... anw i have this feeling that someone used the condom in my class cos the wrapper was found in my class and the used condom was found outside my class door... it may be gay sex and it may be normal sex... i wonder... which guy climbed into our class and had sex with dunno who using a strawberry condom and then threw the wrapper on the floor. tied the condom leaving his "worms" inside and throwing it outside my class... I WONDER!!! maybe can put a camera in my class and observe... buahahaha...

Another note, with Death Note being the crazed anime for the last few months and with so many mysterious deaths of healthy ppl with heart failures... Is there really a way to kill people with a notebook or isit some other way? i WONDER..




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