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Sunday, January 28, 2007

if i fall and hit a bit higher, maybe i will be in hospital and not typing the posts now... cos i will have hit the spine or spinal cord... and become paralysed and stuff... heng never...
But now still pain... i have a ad feeling nedd to go hospital do operation or smth like that... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
gonna get bullied on saturaday by 2 people...

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10:24 PM

Okay guys... Back from BURST camp. I am the OIC. Some ppl make want to be it but i dont... Not because i need to settle the admin stuff and all the shit, but cos i cannot bond with the classes. I noe ppl from different classes and not from a single class. Its like not as close lah... The BURST camp was succesful, i think. the cheer at the end was the best...
As a OIC, i have the rights to pump and scold anyone. Sec 1s or Ics... But seems like i haven pump anyone yet... i haven scolded any sec 1s... but maybe i got scold a few of the ICs... Sorry... Some people tell me i have been too kind to the sec 1s... But nvm... Push-ups dont solve everything... its just temporary and then they will hate u...
I also think ICs should listen to explanations and stuff... If not, the accused will feel he has been wrongly accused and stuff when he didnt do anything at all... I used to think that Push-ups could solve everything and that if i were to be an OAL, i would tekan all the sec 1s like no one's business...
Once, one of my friend, i forgot who, He got scolded and pumped by an IC in sec 1 even though he didnt do anything... he tried to explain but eh IC wont listen. i was friggin angry... Then he was caught again by another IC for smth he didnt do... The IC was about to scold him when another one came and kpo... This other IC is sec 4 now and his name starts with letter "D". 5 letters to his name... my friend explained wad happen and he listened on... he believed my friend and let he off.. Also, this IC dont pump everytime he see smth is wrong... Even though other ICs of his age do... I respect his way of doing stuff and i hope to follow him... Li Song also respect him...
if u guys wanna noe who this guy is, just ask me...

I noe b4 and during dinner of BURST camp, i was very angry... cos the other ICs were not cooperating... Yes... and mr. dragon made me extremely furious when he told me that he need not serve this person as that person has limbs too... Wtf lah... Got a few stuff i dowan to say here cos later pl come complain to teacher then i die...

1 night, 2 casualties.. Me and another guy... My was not so serious... It all started when me, and 3 more IC went to chapel to station there as the Sec 1s need to go there during the night activities... On the way there, i saw a black cat at the bottom of the chapel. and i told the other 3. they didnt see it... i freaked out and started running, hoping they will follow me... the ground was wet due to the drizzle... then i started sliding as per normal when running on wet ground. and i slipped and fly into the air and dropped... Landed on my back. I thumped the floor using my hand... and started shouting... i turned over with my chest facing the floor... and started scratching the floor... then i started kicking the floor as the pain was friggin pain... i was thinking duan4 liao... duan4 liao... i rather die sia... super ever pain lah... haha=) i told myself to control the pain... and i started to clench my fist... flashbacks of the fall that my teacher had came into my mind... i super scared i need to go hospital... I was thinking i could not do sports liao... almost cried..
then my friends came and told me to relax... i started to. and one of them told me they thought i was faking... as i loved pranking ppl/ =). it was like 7 ppl surround me... they asked me whther i could feel smth... luckily no parts of my body was numb ... i didnt hit my spine or spinal cord... i hit the buttock there... above it... the place where got no meat... the sitting bone... Now i cannot sit properly as the bone cannot take the weight of my body... cannot bend and stuff.. pain... haven see a doctor but will see one if the pain persist...
isit the black cat's unluckiness or wad? i dunno... muhahaha
then half hour latr, another casualty happen... i not supposed to say this one... but it happen to one of the sec 1s... Had to go KK hospital... Needed stitches... Lots of blood.. But okay liao...
yes... The whole OAL journey has taught me lots of stuff... really...
had a bad night's sleep that night... I think only close to 2 hours of sleep... Appraently, my back was too pain to lie flat on the floor and stuff... I got a hammock but didnt noe where to tie it until the followng morning... Should have thought of it earlier as it didnt hurt when i sleep there and it was extremely comfortable... i accompanied li song during his 5 hr talk with someone until 3... we walked to the imedia studio there where i "slept" for 15 mins... then went student lounge to sleep... not good position... woke up at 4 plus... totally suck... nothing much to say.. revising for tmr bio paper.. hope i do well...
bye guys....

p.s. gals are hard to understand..

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9:03 PM

Thursday, January 25, 2007

This is my 60th post. Dont blog too often man. Today smth happened in class that made us laugh man.
It was the last period- the physics period. The super "interesting" teacher came in. He can even make PRC scholars sleep during his class showing how "interesting" he can be... Ah Yes!
We had to do this physics test todae. Heard it was quite difficult... Then he gave down the papers and he told us smth a few seconds before the paper started. He said:" Okay Guys. It is my duty to inform u that cheating during tests and exams is a serious offence. You can be punished and get detention." The whole class laugh sia... In my 14 years and 8 years in education, no teacher has ever told me that b4 an exam... We had a good laugh just b4 the test. But it seems like the teachers had the last laugh. Cos the paper was difficult and the time was not enough.
After the paper, a PRC scholar asked me whether i noe how to do the question. I replied no.(I read the question, didnt even think about it and just left it blank) I asked whether he noe how to do. he said he didnt. I was like "huh?" PRC scholar how can dunno. Then he said that he didnt noe how to do cos he didnt noe wad a marble means. I was like WTH. I dunno i wanna laugh at their ignorance or to pity them that the paper was unfair. Apparently, none of the scholars noe wad is a marble... -_-"
Tmr got BURST camp. Hope it goes well. Yea...

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8:21 PM

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Homework piling and common test coming.

first time something can make me want to break down...

but trying not to.

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11:30 AM

Friday, January 19, 2007

I saw a rainbow at school todae after the passing drizzle...

Mr Ng told me my geography class test was a bit rubbish... Scrwed this term for geog and Physics... Physics cos basically, ern.... the teacher sucks... new teacher cant blame but his lesson really damm boring... He like never scold or smile b4 lah... xian...

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11:48 PM

Sunday, January 14, 2007

In the end, i lost the battle terribly... Failed to get the heart from 1 and forgiveness of the other... Both have left me and i am all alone...

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3:05 PM

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Congratulate me guys... I made 3 ppl pissed with me ytd and todae... Cool right? The 3 different cases:
1) I multi-tasked in every single period ytd then i was feeling kinda of stressed and pissed... Then he came and talk to me and i felt aggravated so i just pushed him. Luckily he forgave me very quickly after i apologized... SORRY JAMES LOO for pusing u!!!

SORRY

2) We are friends for like 2 months liao and have chemistry with each other... We chatted so much till my messages hit 2000+ and hers baoed until her phone kenna confiscated... I did not want the same thing to happen so i told her to chat again the next day... Cos i rather spread the messages over the month rather than all in a week... Maybe it was i who did not step in her shoes to think about wad it feels like to not chat for a few hours-BORED!!! I was too direct and did not think about her thoughts and feelings... Now she giving me the cold shoulder and the feeling sucks too... SORRY A***** for daoing u at times and not wanting to chat with u!!! Dowan to mention names in case u guys go check who isit... SORRY A*****!!! Hope u will forgive me... I will know the real u soon...

SORRY

3) W have been great friends since primary 6 until the End of Year holidays last year... Our friendship began to sour but it still maintained... She sent me a message just now at 1 plus in the morning stating some persnal stuff which i dont want to post in case she gets angrier... She sent me this kind of messages b4 but last time was cos of her mood swing... But now, i can sense that its for real... I have always chatted with her everyday until she introduced me to her cousin 2 months back... We then chatted lesser and lesser each day cos i was interested in her cousin... It was i chatted with my new friend that i neglected her and her feelings... Imagine if ur good frend suddenly ignored u and talk to his or her new frend... Its like u playing with the person's feelings as frends... Now she is giving me the cold shoulder...I am not a person who can express himself too well... I noe i sayed this b4 but still i will say this again... SORRY W**** for neglecting u and talking too much to her... Hope u will forgive me...
(P.S Please dont do silly or foolish things)

SORRY

Gals are super duper hard to understand... They get angry at stuff u dunno u have done wrong... Like myself, i dont think i have stated all the wrong-doings i have done to them... I am terribly sorry for all i have done... Please forgive me and lets be friends again... I have realised the importance of u two beside me and i will cherish this friendship... I will neglect neither of u... I cannot survive with the absence of either one of u... SORRY for causing all this pain...

SORRY

(P.S) Guys who noe me, please dont mistake either of the ppl above as my gf... They are just the very few of my very good friends who are thoughtful and caring, whom i cannot live without...
SORRY A***** and W****!!!

Please dont hate me

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4:46 PM

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Oh ya... I didnt mention about my class cos i didnt friggin hell stepped into it... But heard quite alot of stuff...
Teachers:( From wad i noe)

English: Miss Fernandez( No Comments)
Maths: Mrs Anna Tan ( Heard to be the 2nd best maths teacher in the school, and very kind too)
Chem: Miss Sharon Chong ( Taught me maths in sec 1 then heard now quite a good chem teacher for upper sec)
Chem SPA: Miss Valerie Tan Xiao Wee ( Was maths teacher)
Physics: Some new male teacher
Bio: Mr Jeffery Gih ( Heard to be one of the best bio teachers in CHS. Confirm get A1 for bio one)
Social Studies: Mr Tristan Fernandez ( if i spelt correctly... 1 of my fav teacher... Damm funny
and damm good)
Chi and Form teacher: Mdm Wong a.k.a Huang lao shi...( Heard to be 1 of the best chi teacher...
From Fail become B3)

Geography: Mr Paul Ng ( Taught me geog in sec 1, good teacher that is funny at times but quite
strict too)

Thats all the teachers i noe now... and its like i got alot of very good teachers... hope i can score better this year...

There are 6 china scholars in my class if i not wrong... haha =)

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8:45 PM

Today, first day of school... Xian... Woke up at 5.50 then do the usual morning routine... Wore this long sleeved shirt and business pants then went to school... Whole world look at me lah... Like some wierdo... haha... cool.... Changed into blazer then went to the GO to fetch the priests coming and the V.I.P, the arch bishop Nicholas Chia... We must address him as the grace, holy man sia.... After that, went to change into school uni and went to hall for orientation... Was faction leader together with james... Damm busy and must bring up the spirit of the ppl... Must be damm high 24/7... Then al the timings so packed until i cannot breathe lah... Some sec 1 got attitude prob, but who cares? hope they change... *Fingers crossed*
Then got assembly where Mr Lee talk talk talk talk... Blah Blah... some boutique hotel in hong kong that has fabulous service... Dots................... Was damm sleepy...
Then no time to eat only after assembly then can eat... Damm hungry... Went to OAL meeting then mr Goh briefed up bout Sec 2 camp and BURST... Then went back to the hall again... Sec 1 got sport trial... So i slacked abit... Then Mr goh lectured them and we had a brifeing and a recap of cheers... By that time, i was like eyes closing... It was about 5.45 liao... Went back SL room slack... then went with the others t j8 but left to the bus stop and take bus home to eat dinner.... Was damm tierd.... but tmr still got orientation... first time in cat high, i noe got this kinda of col orientaiton lah... Gonna sleep soon...

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8:29 PM