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THE Calling


Tuesday, October 31, 2006



SOMEBODY SAVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I TURNED ON MY COMP THIS MOR AND SAW THIS SCAM MAIL :

The Irish Lottery
P O Box 1010
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland
(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369


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Saw that it was a scam mail and wanted to delete it, but decided not to. Maybe i should call the police... Nvm bout that now...

Few days ago, my bro went to his frend's hse and borrowed some DVDs to watch... Like MI3 and transporter 2... With animations like valiant and madagascar too!!! Watched Pink Panther this afetrnoon, damm funny man...
kk...thats all for todae... and hope i will blog more ...haha=)
Going to run at Bishan Park tmr with YC, WX and LS...
Should be scaling bukit timah hill this thur... Dunno should i go to HOGC for connect group on thurs?
Oh ya, all Sec 2s must go back sch this fri at 12 noon to collect ur streaming results...




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10:55 PM

Sunday, October 22, 2006



Hello everybody? How are you doin? i m fine, really...
OKAYYYYY!!!!
Went to gym with Wee, his frend"Calvin", Qi Hang, and his sec 1 guy to gym at khatib todae... First time gg to a proper gym... Heard that there got gays, so scared!!! AHHHHHH!!!! God help me... Maybe i will throw the weights at them if they come after me... Registered then we started with 2 rounds around the track... then we went inside the gym and continued with the pull up machine thingy that trains ur lats, which is part of ur back muscle... Did 3 sets of 10... then continued with several other machines and excercies that i have eith heard but never dont b4 or that i have never herad of it b4... Like the brench press, did free weights meaning never put weights lor... But did 1 time, then dowan liao... The bar itself is 20 kg...

Saw a few stand-out-of-the-crowd- people todae... There was this GAY!!!! Freak,,, He damm scary... Short hair with a earing i think... then he was wearing a singlet... not the normal ones, those that are really small and tight... then the front reveals almost the whole chest and the nipples, which was damm disgusting and sick... Dont wanna talk bout him... Woah...
Then there was this guy who looks like a body builder... The weights he used at the machines were sick lor... Damm heavy... And he looked like 1 punch from him to me and i would fly to america... Damm strong, damm qiang...
Then got this whole man who also damm qiang... Cannot believe it... His weights damm heavy compared to his body... Lastly, there was this lady who i think is in the forties or fifties... Did bench press without any sporters... She did with 2.5kg at each end of the bar.. So toal weight lifted= 20kg(Bar)+ 5 kg(2 2.5 kg weight)= 25kg... quite hardcore...
Also, i measured my weight just now at the gym just out of curiousty... My eyes pop out man... Guess how heavy i am... I am roughlyl 163 cm tall... So how heavy am i?
<1>

Give u a hint: More than 40

<2>

Another hint: Less than 60

<3>

Cannot give u clue liao

<4>

So have u got the ans?

<5>

If u guessed 52, u are right... Cant believe right? at first i tot the machine spoil...then actually never spoil... Wee said cannot be fats... cos he tried pinching my abs area... got little fats there... then he said muscle... but i dont look like i have alot of muscle mass right? So dunno lor... Should go for those check-up to see how much muscle and fats mass i have...

u guys will see smth i think is cool tmr... hha=)




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10:00 PM

Tuesday, October 17, 2006



Okay! Long time since i post... haha=) boring person with no life lah... Since the whole world is blogging bout results, i will blog bout it too...

1st paper of the day was geog. which was crap, got 39.5/50... The paper was preetty much not so difficult but dunno wad happened lor. Read the question wrongly and minus 4 marks... Crap... Had expected like 42 lor... Miss Tan even asked me what happened, when i got the paper from her... At first, i got 37.5, then found out she never mark a point, so plus 1... then we return the paper back, thn when we got back again during recess, i plus 1 again, so 39.5... =)

2nd paper was maths. Also crap... 63/80... Expected roughly 70... Its like the paper was not too difficult. But its not i dunno how to do, its like dunno y suddenly never think of it... Xian... Maths and geog supposed to be my best subjects... Pity perry, he failed by a mark... =(

3rd paper was chinese... Got 14.5 for ying yong wen and 37 for zuo wen, which was like crap... My ying yong wen minus 2 for cuo bie zi... then zuo wen had 10 cuo bie zi but minus 7 which is the max for cuo bie zi... diao right... dunno y so scrwed for this 2 papers... but the main paper still not too bad... 88.5/110... =)

4th paper todae was science... MCQ was 33+1 cos of marking error... then section b is 49/60... didnt really expect these marks... i tot i scrwed up this test lor... Aiya dunno lah... but quite happy with my sci...

So overall results:
English: ???
Maths: 79 (A1)
Chinese: 71 (A2)
Science: 82 (A1) =)
Geog: 75 (A1)

So not too bad lah... my language sux lor... haha... dont expect my eng to do well anw... xianzzz... I was so worried bout geog not getting A1... Pity BH to be the only guy in class to get an A2... =( Sry man... But luckily Jing Wei (Her Her Herrr!!!), he didnt get last, or i would get a free treat of KFC... =)

Dunno whether wanna go triple or double sci... Scared cannot take the pressure from triple... dunno lah...

By the way, rob b hood rox... Go watch it... the baby is friggin CUTE!!!

I just know a new martial arts from Wee... Called la caporiea( dunno how u spell it).. Its from brazil and its really cool... Wanna learn it...

Signing off, the lemon-




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9:40 PM

Friday, October 13, 2006



I,Clement Tan of NRIC:SxxxxxxxZ, hereby admit that I am retarded and wierd!.

I am also WHQ a.k.a wongy's most retarded and wierdest friend!!!




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10:37 PM

Friday, October 06, 2006



TOday was like the quite bad luck leh!!!
"Ring!!" the alarm clock rang then i slammed it down and wnt back to sleep like i always do... After a while i heard, " Oi clement wake up!!!" i looked outside the window, shit!!! Day damm bright... i looked at the clock... It was 7.02am... ahhhh!!! i m gonna be late and i got a exam... i brush my teeth and change...then i was out of my hse within 7 mins(did not have time to wear contact lenses)... my dad fetch me to sch... Miraculously, i was not late for sch!!! but was late for assembly... Who cares?

The chi paper nth bad happen... then recesss came... i eatin happily then got smth cold kenna me... it was milo from jk cup... stupid chng got irritate jk for wad? after that not really bad lah... haha=) actually its not really bad after all...

Anw HAPPY MOONCAKE FESTIVAL!!! 6 more darn days to mug... xian>..




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