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Friday, July 28, 2006



todae did SFU in the morning to cover sai leong. Then had science, sab ong taught us on colour then say coming out for common test. What "internal reflected ray" and dunno wad lah... CHEEM!!! Then had maths, was really pissed cos i could not understand physics earlier. Test only 27/40... Damm noob, the paper got a lot of "CARELESS' remarks... Hai... But maths became a very annoying lesson... With noise makers like beng heng, the class told him to shut up a lot of times for saying "YEAH!!!" and some others which sounded damm irritating... Me and H.P almost blew out top and whacked him lor... haha=) Mr liao oso damm irritating... His lesson damm noisy lor.. haha=) cant really make it as a teacher, still prefer Mr Teo, both the geography and maths one...
Geography came next. Learnt bout renewablethingy and mr teo talekd bout a show he watched ytd... About the top 10 exotic food in the world... Out of which, 2 came from s'pore... Frog leg prorridge and dunno wad... The 10th was dung beetle... They remove the shit from it by pouring the beetles into a pail of water... Cos the beetle scared drown then will release the toxin into the water to lighten itself so it can float... The first was damm disgusting... Duck egg embryo... 18 days after the duck egg has been laid, ppl looking thru it and see whether the embryo is moving to check whether it is alive... If its alive and moving... They boil the egg and this is how they eat it... Crack a hole at the top of the shell then drink the liquid... after which, crack more of the shell and eat the whole thingy inside...the embryo already has the shape of the duck... damm gross lor... in the list of exotic food oso got scorpion in chocolate, grasshopper and many more...
After recess was LE... Did summary in the 1st period then 2nd period go thru... Music after that was damm slack cos YPP go china...=)
During training, i kenna kicked out of NDP... damm happy cos was forced to go... Then did drills at opposite side of field while the others had rehearals for NDP... The stupid drum so loud then seniors tell me must shout louder than the drum... k lor... I shout using my throat until sorethroat and now no voice... Then did drills with sir raynard and senior issac... They damm purposely tell us do drills that confirm will cock up... Cos part b with part a so coordination became a prob... drills like sizing up damm xiao.. always cock up... Every mistake had to do 20 push ups...Damm xiong... After that, went to Ben Siao area to do drills with the others...
Was the IC, damm fun but keep forgeting alll the commands that i usually know... Dunno why... Then Zheng feng became IC, damm funny his movements... Then kenna screwed by sir raynard and senior issac... Say he run like rabbit hopping... Nvm... Also pumped like xiao at that time... Then sir raynard tell us do sit up on the floor which was damm wet... but nvm...cos the all the clothes were wet with dunno wad... Rain water or sweat... Should be both...
P.T was conducted in half-u... Did warm up then had this circuit training by sir raynard... Run up steps then dunnno do this do that... Leopard crawl at the last station... I crawled until my whole shirt looked more bloody than the others... After completeing 5 rounds, sir raynard told us to rest... then other groups came in and rested too!!! He de-briefed us and we were dismissed... Took a shower after training with s pathetic small towel that could not really absorb water... Ate dinner and went home... But something happened during circuit training... i made tawan teo pissed... Real pissed... Until now, still haven cool down yet...




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Wednesday, July 26, 2006



todae morning, president of SC told us to come at 6.30 am in the morning for some flyer distribuition thingy which was cancelled in the end... Had to wake up so early... Xian... Anw did announcements todae, prety okay. Then had this chinese reading period that lead to a discussion... quite stupid... Then had IT, quite fun with action script. Higher chi came next followed by recess then L... 1st period of LE we finished the trialpaper. Then 2nd period, we heard the story:
"THE BRAVE ADVENTURES OF GERALDINE CHEANG"(not for the faint hearted)
It dragged for the whole period so she did not go thru the answers. Ms cheang talked bout her camp to st john island then the night walk which sounded quite scary. Then oso got this old women who got possessed by a small child ghost and stuff like that... Now 7th month, damm spookky!!!
Then had assembly which was damm xian...
Next are some photos from *MEOW* HiGh














Suan hin's cool tongue in assembly todae














H.P laughing for no apparent reason














spastic looking jon cheah














retarded looking martin with uber cool specs














my symetrical face














cute teacher teaching bout china history on candid camera














last but not least. Leong Xuan a.k.a CRESCENT FACE
the one in the middle with specs and has a face like kennna langar by ture like that





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Tuesday, July 25, 2006



hihi...Blogging again, cos study until very xian... Tmr still muct wake up damm early to give out flyers. 6.30 must reach school liao... Yesterday, i got my prize for mysuggestion to SFU... It was a $5 voucher from POPULAR... i tot it was coffee bean, but nvm... Common test coming liao lor next week, so xian... i wanna go investiture this fridae...
These few daes, everyone is like damm busy with the stupid Physics prject on periscope... Only 10% but still must do... Then went with Robin to taka just now to buy materials, found out that the mirrors all sold out liao... Then the uncle say stock coming in at mid-August... He oso said that these few daes, a lot of sch students come to buy the mirrors... Must be our sch one lah... No mirror, how?! Before tution just now went to take my new****...
Dunno y cannot load photos... Very tierd liao...*yawns*




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Sunday, July 23, 2006



woohoooo!!! yooofoooooo!!!

yipeee!!!!
woah!!!
The day has finally arrived. I opened the letter box in the afternoon and found an envelope from

my condo management. Very often they sent letters, so i did not find anything wierd about this

one too...

When i got home, i opened it. To my uptmost surprise, it was a letter regarding a survey on

en-bloack sale for my condo... Damm happy, cos wanna move hse... Have been staying here for

almost 9 years... My dad has also been waiting for this day to arrive... We suspected got

en-block coming soon cos every week confirm got some housing agency wanna buy houses...

Got possibility to move hse liao... Cos our hse is just in front of the currently buiding circle line,

lorong chuan station... So market value will increase.

The letter was like saying our condo very old, got around 80 years or less left. Then market

value, capital and rental value also dropping. Blah, blah... Then say got several condos around

here very nice with good facilities.. then ours like lots of stuff keep spoiling... Either we have

en-block or must renovate the whole condo... Must renovate lots of stuff, like repainting & the

swimming pool e.t.c...

Then total cost of the whole renovation over 2 million... The dunno wad fund of our condo that

we give every month not enough to cover the total cost of the renovation. So if wanna renovate,

must pay more... Would u rather pay to renovate or sell then earn? The answer is quite

obvious!!! Hope to live in a landed property then renovate it a few years later... So i can ave a

dog and my mum can plant her fruit trees...haha=)





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i wonder if this socalled myth, rumour or legend is true... It is like those people who scored quite okay in PSLE like 250 and above, when they come to secondary school, some of them the grades like plunge downwards. Then on the other hand, those people scoring not so good at 249 and below, when they come into secondary school, some of them the grades soar sky-high... Is it true? Why do people who scored not so well for PSLE do better in secondary school than those who scored higher? Since they are so clever to beat those who scored better than them in PSLE, why didnt they do well in PSLE? Prety wierd...
An example in my class:
1st in class is DS who scored 24+ in PSLE
2nd in class is JL who scored 26+ in PSLE
Why isit that the score gap between them is so big and yet DS can get 1st?
i dunno the answer to this wierd question...




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Saturday, July 22, 2006



Fridae morning, wanted to do SFU but yc say he wanna pon assembly cos his hair too long, then dont wanna get caught... Felt quite sleepy cos i mugged for the 2 test later in the dae and had to do a proposal for SC... Helped Mr tan carry some drinks to SL room then when i got back to class with yc, mr ong was having this pre-test lesson... Missed quite a bit but nvm... Haha:)
Had the test in the 1st period, erm... Should have died... Cos extremely tricky... People say if u pass a test set by Mr Ong, others can congratulate you liao... It is said that his test is damm difficult which was preety much true...
Then had maths... Something damm crazy happened... We were doing quadratic graph a.k.a curved graph... Then wx, jon cheah, me, beng heng and a few others were making a lot of noise... Especially beng heng, his voice damm noisy... It was quite funny at first but after a while, he bacme very irritating... Hua Peng also my partner told me to shut up a couple of times but to no avail... then 1 time, he could not take it, he went to beng heng seat, then slap him!!! Yes Slap!!! Using the back of the hand... Bang heng and a few others including me were like damm shocked.... His face got the slap mark lor.... Super obvious and damm red... Super black afce too... Then the class became quiet and we continued doin our graph...
All of a sudden, this thingy hit me out of nowhere... I turned and looked, it was a flexible curve...Wah damm pain!!! Hit my face and the ear lor... then i looked around for some suspicious person who have thrown this curve... Then joel came and asked for the flexible curve... Hua peng then said it was beng heng who threw it... I went to beng heng there and asked him... He apologised and said it was meant for Hua peng and not for me... Haha:)
Had training... Super boring cos part b every dae do the same drillls over and over agin to improve them... Nvr learn anything new lor... Then went for run at bishan park with sir tan...My illness like activated then started coughing, almost vomitted... So ran behind with sgt eugene... haha:) After go back to school, we did push ups and carry logs and chin ups... We fall in in front of the flag pole cos sir tan bought rambutans for us... it was the first time anyone bought food for us during training... Haha:) couldnt open my rambutan cos my hand was trembling...
After training, went to dinner at swensons... With my parents... You think i so rich to eat alone ah?
Went toilet and met eugene ker, lennart and a few others... Handed up my proposal on Teachers' Day... Leannart said it was quite good... But i think it sucks cos i only spent 15 mins doing it... I then found oput that Lennart was a licened and certified crew manager or smth like that... He works for Fly Entertainment... those kind of back stage crew... That means he can go Esplanade to run any show... Damm good lor... only guy in our sch who has that license...
Todae, woke up and went climbing... No belayers so joined a group of students from Republic Poly and Chrust Chucrch... kind ppl... First time i speed climb todae... Damm fun... but hit and scratched against the wall a couple of times, so had a few scratches her and there... haha:)
came home then slack and slept... Went out for dinner with my family together with my bro gf at lemongrass... food not that nice...
18 days to NATIONAL DAY!!!
I GOT 6 TIX TO IT!!! HAHA!!!




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Tuesday, July 18, 2006



It seems like i post once or twice every six days... Anw, last friday. After sch, had ncc training... Every partB cadet like gg to die liao... Dunno y... All no mood to do drills! Must be the bloody hot weather. Whole body like damm lethargic... Maybe because of the 2 rounds we ran in full number 4... During PT, sir Raynard took over... His PT is xiao... really XIAO!!! he told us run 1 round, then after completing 3/4 off it, i startedcoughing like mad... Then al most vomitted... But endured for like 5 mins... Then cannot tahan, staretd coughing like an idiot again, so fall out...Then after PT, we and sgt talked cock... Blah, blah blah...
After which, wx and i went to bishan market and makan... haha=)... Saw mrs chailan and miss fernandez eating there... Went back to sch to attend the concert i have been waiting for, CHMA!!! Sat inside the hall with pop they all... And saw some other ppl that i noe... Lots of ppl from different sexes... Haha... wx and i talked lots of cock, then the moment arrives, all went black... A few frends and i shouted," Blackout!!! Everyone dont panic!!!" then the 2 emcees came out... OMG... the mervin or wad name emcee had shoulder length hair and his voice like damm erm*gay*... nvm... The 2 emcees lack smth... The sense of humour... They didnt look too confident on stage...
Their joke quite cold lor... After several performances, Mark Tan came out... He replaced their other 2 as emcee for a while... He like russell peters... Can just talk cock for 20-30 mins... Damm zai lor... And he definetly had the sense of humour... Those previous 2 emcees shld learn from him... Anw, he had been the emcee for CHMA for the past 2 years...Liked him... Haha=)

Overall the concert wa pretty well done... Especially the technical parts like the lightings... The stage design was damm cool... The logo of CHMA like glowing lor... So cool...The performance was not very good... But the 2 CO ppl were superb... and the band that performed smoke on the water,P.I.J!!! The vocalists were preety good too!!! Got this guy sand My Immortal by Evanasance... Gal song leh... Must have power vocals for that.. HE brought it off well and won that category...
OMG!!! I think o am cursed bout IP... Everyone received the letter fron VJC and NJC liao lor... Except me!!! WHY?!!! i must be too stupid... Idiot, retared me!!! bodoh head and piggy me!! Now need to chiong proposal for SC... Tata!!!




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Wednesday, July 12, 2006



After seeing wen xuan's blog on leaders, i thought to myself. Who has been through even more insult and humiliation than samuel? This name came in, Kenneth Chan... I think u guys would be like Huh? Him?! I do not refer to him as a leader because i honestly think he cannot lead... But for humiliation, i believe he have been thru more than anyone of us... He lives in woodlands and come all the way to bishan every morning for sch... He can go to a school nearer to his hse where students may not insult him but he still comes to *MEOW* high...
Imagine comin to a new sch after graduating from ur primary sch and in ur first sec 1 class, u are being scolded or suan by students everydae...
I do admit that his actions are greatly irritating but if u were him, would u be able to handle all these stress?
In my former class, 1-1, Kenneth Chan volunteered himself as the class chairman of the class... For that, everyone did not like him... Because he suck... The whole class criticised him and some are always trying to sabo him...But he did not flare up at all... This year, he was sacked from CMC... cos of the complaints that come from teachers and students... i think he was quite sad...
Now in 2-9, he being a commoner is still being disliked by many...Being called as the duck and having a minor tongue prob, everyone is like say words are end them with "th" cos kenneth like to stick out his tongue when he talk like a duck... maybe his tongue too long... Even so, he still did not flare up and argue with any teachers scolding him or students critisicing him...In projects, he is always left out... And when we make fun of him, he still thinks its funny... Being in NCC also, he is often scolded by ICs... Pretty sad lah him...
Maybe like Samuel, he is also crying at home every day... Despite being happy every day, Kenneth has shown a great deal of courage to control his emotions and to handle what everyone says about him... On the outside, he may seem happy, but on the inside, i think he is very sad...
I know it is fun to make fun of ppl, but if it is you being made fun of, would u like it? I think we should all stop making fun of not only Kenneth but also other ppl.. It may be difficult but it will be done!




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Start off this post with monday. I had normal lessons until 12 pm where i had to go off for investiture to CRESCENT GALS!!! I was pretty excited because it was my first investiture. Brought my blazer, shirt, pants and tie. The shoes i was gg to wear was supposedly brought by john... But when i left my class at 12 to find him for the shoes, he was like"Oh shit!" then i thought, maybe he joking onli... then he told me that he really forgotten... My mind was like"!@#$%^@$^%#@$#$$%^@$!&^#$$%@@%^%$@%@%$#$(%^*)_&%^##!!!" Screw him man, y the hell did he forget to bring the shoes?! i cant go to investiture in white shoes and a blazer!!! i ran back to class and ask my chi teacher if she noe where or who got black shoes to spare? she told my classmate to go down to the Chinese Orchestra room to find, while i went to the SL room to look for a pair... After a while, my classmate told me dont ave and SL room doesnt seem to have even 1 pair... Out of desperate means, i ran up to the staff room and ask some teachers that i noe whether they have any pair to spare... Unfortuanately, none gave me a reply i wanted...
The time was 12.15... Had to reached crescent gals by 12.45... then i told philip who was gg with me not to worry cos usually investiture would start later than the pre-stated time cos got receptiom... then andrew came and gave us his hse keys so we could go his hse take his black shoes... After hearing this, i ran down to the toilet, took a bath cos i was very sweaty then changed and philip and i took a taxi down to andrew hse at near AMK... Dunno y, todae very bad luck... No black shoes, then philip lost his specs over the weekend... his degreee pretty high so he was like a blind guy walking... Reaching andrew hse, philip took the key and tried to open the padlock but couldnt(maybe cos he a bit blind), then i took the key and try and open the key... At first cannnot, then i wanted to climb over the gate cos we were in a rush liao... then the neighbour dog keep barking at us like we were some robbers.... the dog look like somekind of monster or beast with fur lor... very ugly...
After a while...
Alohamora, the door lock sprung open adn we rushed in to seach for the shoes... found it and left my white shoes there...opps... haha... told taxi uncle go to crescent gals next... then he said dunno where... luckily i noe its near redhill MRT... the time was 12.45... dammm... it was a race against time... ahhhh... tested the shoes in the taxi, it was quite big for my leg, but who cares, would u rather wear white shoes or this?
Reached redhill MRT, taxi fare: 13.90...stupid taxi company myst raise price.... so exp... then we chiong out, tried to look for directions at MRT but to no avail... ahhh... time:13.00... damm... desperartely, we took another cab and headed down to crescent gals... it was friggin near lor... taxi fare: 2.90... dont care... paid the fare and chiong out... went to the General OFFICE and ask for directions... the lady gave us crappy directions... so we anyhow walk... It was like so near yet so far... We were in the sch but dunno where to go... As it was a all galsch, it was damm odd for 2 bois walking in blazers at the sch lor... haha.. then we asked this teacher walking past... luckily she noe where... then we went to the hall... time:13.15... we were late for half an hr... then we saw 2 crescent gal SLs... put our bags and procceded to the hall after taking the souvienor... On our way there, i asked wad time the investiture staretd, they said it staretd at 12.45 on the dot... philip and i were like shocked... cos we tot it would strat at 1 or smth... nvm... went into the hall... Everyone looked at us cos we were like damm kate... then blah blah blah...
Found out that the souveinor which was water-based with glittery stuff inside was leaking... ahhh... dont care... then philip kepp asking me wad was gg on, cos we couldnt see...haha:) after the preformance item, we were lead out of the hall to makan... yea... i was damm hungry cos i dint eat my lunch... then philip said must interact, at least 1 numebr from crescent gals... Orders from colin tang, head of SLB... then we makan, but no one came to approach us... Several other sch the SLs already talking to us crescent gals ppl liao... then got this gal came ask ed us a few question, then zhao... Cos there was nothing else, we wanted to leave liao... Got this 2 SLs from crescent asked whether we wanted to leave, then we said okay...Took our bags and they walked us to the porch... The SL who was with me was called bernette(unique name), softballer... super tanned... we chatted until we reached the porch... The SL with philip was called Jermaine or Germaine... dunno lah... Choir... BEing the same CCA, they chatted quite alot...haha.. at the porch, it was crowded with crescent gals ppl... When we wanted to leave, philip was still talking while i was like stoning...haha... then philip asked for J/Germaine number...i spring into action and asked bernette her number... haha... Her numebr was 9*******... haha:) cannot say... This ended with a handshake started from me... haha... then we left...
All in all, the investiture of Crescent Gals was pretty simple like ours... Short and Sweet, but if can have more activities like games, it would make the investiture much more interesting... Imagine, u from bishan go all the way to tanglin in taxi... Total journey time: 1/2 hr... then time at the place: 3/4 hr... very short... but since it was my !st investiture, i found it pretty enjoyable... haha...
Went back to sch, found the pool room in extreme mess, so cleaned it up myself... after a while, andrew, philip and perry with 1 arm currently not in used, came to help... Then went back home in the super hot long sleeve shirt and pants,my white shoes in andrew hse...Dont expect me to wear a pair of black leather shoes in sch uni... haha:)




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Thursday, July 06, 2006



My first quiz of the blog...

7 random facts of myself
1)idiotic
2)stupid
3)lame
4)"guai lan"?
5)crazy
6)humorous
7)retarted

7 things that scare me
dont feel like saying anything cos later ppl use it against me
1)creepy crawlies
2)horror movies
3)ghost stories
4)mum letting down her hair
5)unable to concentrate or think properly during a test
6)baby getting injured and crying loudly
7)serious injuries of other ppl

7 random music at the moment
1)all the small things
2)american idiot
3)whatersname
4)only one
5)zi wo cui mian
6)yi lu xiang bei
7)Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil

7 things i like most(or people)
1)climbing
2)le pakour
3)bouldering
4)lemons
5)adidas
6)movie: B-13
7)drums

7 things i say most
1)basket
2)f**
3)yooofooooo!!!
4)herhurherhur
5)shut up
6)guai lan
7)wadever

7 people to do this
1)wongy
2)hanle
3)van
4)xx
5)daren
6)ervin
7)anyone else

herherher




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woah... pretty freaky ytd... my frend from ncc, perry fell down while playing soccer in ncc training... he was running after the ball then fell down, had a fracture in his right arm i think... nvr see the hand myself cos i did not play soccer then all the SGT dont let us see, tell us fall in... other ppl tell me that perry's hand was like twisted or turned in another direction... dont wanna talk bout it... todae very xian leh... nth much to do... herhurher...




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Wednesday, July 05, 2006



During the hols, i ah my annualy NCC camp of 4 days 3 nights... got pumped and screwed like no body business... dont wanna talk about it... but there was a part where i enjoy alot... I was buried head deep in the sand pit near the high jump there... The sand was very cooling lor... damm shuang... then they not only cover me with sand, they put the running track on mecos got somt parts of the track got taken off... then very heavy, but they stepped and jumped on me... NO MUCH EFFECT... the sand protected me like GARRA from NARUTO... then the seniors call me come out by myself, with some effort, i pushed my way out and stood up like some dead guy who got revived... or like some kind of ancient mummy... super sandy... brushed off the sand and was given permission to take shower... WOAH!!! shower, yea!!! u noe even got sand in my elbow, armpit knees and "below"(*AHEM*)... KK...

me buried neck-deep with a spastic face...herhurherhur...
me enjoying the coolness of the sand... ahhhh...
Thanks for the phots alastair...




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Yesterday, when i went to toilet, i saw daniel from 2-1... He told me he had some sweets with him then offered me... Hearing sweets, i agreed... He gave me the sweets and the wrapper was white in colour with this 3 words in front "I LOVE SINGAPORE"... I opened the wrapper and saw the purple coloured sweet that looks very appetizing like a sour sweet... I straight away pop the "sour" sweet into my mouth... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! i shouted,"Bloody hell!" then straight away spit the sweet into the dustbin...
It was a chilli sweet... as in a sweet which has the taste of chili, damm spicy... Damm it... the after effects sucked... damm spicy... i heard jia kiat ate the whole sweet and cried when walking from 2-1 to the toilet near 2-9... haha.. friggin spicy... be careful of new sweets!!! herhurherhur...

Today got drama in LE period... Damm funny... Jerold dressed as a lady, those kind that look like grandmother...haha...he wore a shirt and those kind of sweater with a wig and some other stuff that make him really look like the motherly figure...then his voice oso damm alike... miss cheang say his acting very good... then for my team, me and wen xuan forgot lots of verses then we anyhow say... but no one spotted much difff... heng ah... then miss cheang was saying me and wx have good chemistry act evry well like father and son...haha.. she oso said jimmy act very like bad boi and stuff like that...For yap chien group, smth damm funny about the barbie doll happened just b4 the show was bout to start... then kong ying the group, ky broke a bottle of vinegar then it the floor that kenna the vinegar like very whitish...haha...

Yap chien with this barbie doll has a prop... watch out for the head..

Now u see it on the neck!



Now u dont... herhurherhur

Benjamin with his punk hair in his beng character! Nice hair...

Kenneth with his spastic face...




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Monday, July 03, 2006



i dunno if u guys have hear this b4... but i will say this.. kk... there was this guy who went for a trial to a univeristy... the test question was:
WHAT IS COURAGE? PLEASE WRITe AN ESSAY OF A THOUSAND WORDS TO EXPLAIN.

if u were the person, what will u write?


















This was what he wrote:he wrote 3 words...
THIS IS COURAGE.just
in the end, he was accepted in the univeristy... i dunno if this really works, but dont try it unless u dare... herhueherhur




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Sunday, July 02, 2006



Woke up at 6 plus todae to fetch my bro's gf... we are gg to SAFTI to visit my bro at OCS... very xiong!!! Then we went prata hse eat..onli got us 1 family... then i ordered a hotdog prata and a chocolate prata for the first time in my life... cos i usually go jalan kayu eat prata kosong(plain)... the hotdog prata was quite nice... egg and cheese in a prata like 20cm by 12 cm... quite big and very crispy... then came my chocolate prata... shaped like a hse, its even bigger than my former prata... got chocolate sauce poured on it and chocolate rice sprinkled on it... looks uber delicious and tasty... i sunk my teeth into the prata at the side of it cos i dint one to break the structure... damm nice!!! then my mum just crumpled the whole structure aft seeing me eat so wierdly... the prata was even more cripsy and thin... aft like 20 mouths of choco prata, i got sick of the taste but still cont. eating... until i could not take it... then i left like 1/4 of it... super ni4... wanna vomit...haha=p
then headed to SAFTI... super big place... like chalet with discipline... haha.. met my bro and we talk and talk and talk... then we had a tour ard the place by him...
damm xian... i slept everytime i sat down... we walked to this super tall tower then got lots of ppl queuing up to go up... my bro said it got nice view up there so we queued up... after queing like half and hr, it was our turn... my parents, bro and his gf took the lift... but i took the stairs... i blasted up damm fast for the first 6 storeys... damm.. aft reaching the 6th storey, my speed decrease like mad... cos i got loads of plegm(however u spell it), then cannot breathe preperly.. then i walked up slowly to the top... quite fast actually... the place where we could see the scenery was said to be 10 storeys but we all dont think so... i stay in the 15th storey but i dont see ppl so small from my hse... and i just climbed the steps to my hse recently with my sch bag... didnt fell so exhausted like todae... but the scenery up there was breathtaking... u can see everywhere... bukit timah hill, NTU many more... and lots of trees... the wind was damm strong lor...
i heard from this OCS cadet talking to his dad bout the tower when i was queuing... it is said the tower has 256 steps and every step represent the journey in OCS... the whole journey was tiring but aft reaching the top, u will fell the sense of achievement... true to the words... but was too lazy to count the steps...




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Saturday, July 01, 2006



haha=p just read my teacher, ms chow's blog... she went to support me during my springfield finals... climbing comp.. didnt do well... like shit... wasted cos i slipped offf. ended up getting 6th of 8 finalists... xian...


a pic of me clearing the overhang in springfield finals













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Today woke up then went with van and xx to j8 macs to eat breakafst=p...Then we took 156 to NJC cos all 3 of us gg to take the test... We didnt noe where to alight then ended up stopping around 1 or 2 stops away from where we alight... then we realise we had to walk like damm longto the side gate... then walk walk walk... When we reached the side gate, we found out that it was locked... BLASTED SCHOOL!!! then we cont. walking in front to the main gate, pasiing a few other side gates... WHY GOT SO MANY GATES NVR OPEN??!!! THEN DONT BUILD THEM LAH!!! but we still cont walking then reach the slope... walk walk walk... so xian around 1 km lor...haha. Speed:4km/h... damm slow... then reach sch... hear briefing, register then take test... so difficult lor... both eng and maths... dont wanna talk bout it...
After which, we had a lunch break of 1hr half... damm long... Went over to NYGH funfair... Damm crowded, met my bro... Bought some food then met my frend... Then saw another frend who was taking the test from st nicks... haha my bro frend sis... then left like 20 mins b4 exam start... but we had like 5 dollars of coupons left... dunoo wad to buy, then we spent on longan... 1 cup of 5-6 longans for 1 dollar... she treated me so i got 2 cups she got 2 cups, her frend got 1 cup... then left like 10 mins... me, her and some of her fredns chiong out of NYGH to NJC... stupid side gates not open then had to go all to main gate... Damm xian... Ran like mad... Halfway i climbed to the top of 1 sidegate while they were waiting for a taxi... they said want to take taxi ... xiao lor... in the end, i oso nvr climb... haha.. then we run up the slope like mad and into the sch... then fly into the hall... we were thinking of excuses, like jamm, lost in sch and stuff... we were all sweating like mad and exhausted and hot... went into the hall took our pencil cases then sat down and few secs later, maths paper staretd... starting quite easy then gradually bacome diff like xiao... last question got sin, cos and tan... i see, so xian must think and do working...then i dint do... cos no calculator allowed...
Anw just ahd pizza at home... delivery from pizza hut... my bro paiddd... had 6 slices... still quite hungry... but pretty tierd... mentally and physically(from the running)... tmr must wake up early... gg to see my bro at OCS(Officer Cadet School) in SAFTI... haha...
Oh... toade my sch oso got funfair... my class selling nasi lemak... i tot we dolike shit... butlots of ppl tell me my class was said to be the best... everything sold out at 12+... so happy=p...




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