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Saturday, March 31, 2007

REALLY HAPPY NOW.. THANKS MISS MONKEY, THE MONKEY THAT ROCKS!!!

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9:53 PM

I also super dark now with this 2 tan lines on my hands as i wore a singlet... i also kenna a bit of sunburn and a few blisters... haha=) lastly, i kenna fibreglass on my hands... damm pain... meaning i rubbed against the side of kayakes and fibreglass enter my skin.. fibreglass is the thing that makes the kayak... yea... like needles poke ur body every time u touch the spot that has the fibreglass...

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9:20 PM

Hey guys. had Muster parade cum part A affirmation ceremony and Passing Out Parde. Was the EMCEE. Scrwed up quite a bit but managed to patch it up without many people knowing. Phew... After the parde and stuff, bathed and went to j8 to eat. had some mind games with the seniors that had me gg crazy. then went macs to eat with seniors and xiao pear... then went home at 10... met my bro and followed him go send his gf off then reached home at 11... then unpack my stuff and bathed... watched a bit of "saving private ryan"... nice movie... slept at 1 plus and the day was over.
This morning woke up at 6.30... had to go sembawang yatch club for kayaking training. Annual kayaking Expedition training... Damm xiong... kayaked for like close to 4 hours... Wanna die... me and ry the kayak was like damm fast then some idiot would go off course and bang us... then we had to start momentum again... there were also several other idiots who anyhow move the damm paddle.. at least 3 ppl wacked my head and jabbed my eye...
Got 1 point. this kayak capzise and we and ry together with weishan and this RI guy in our 2 man kayak went to rescue him... Bloody hell...
We did a H-rescue... Then only me and Weishan could carry the kayak as we were in front and RY and that RI guy had to balance the kayaks... So i lift up the capsized kayak that was filled with water... the capsized ppl supposed to help us push the kayak up then never... then i used my left hand, my weaker hand to life up the super uber ulra heavy kayak but cannot then i just use explosion force and use all my strength to pull up the kayak... it flw up and weishan pull it over... Then my left hand like cant use liao... But finish the rescue successully... was happy but the after effects came as i totally pumped my left hand and a little of my right.. but finished the training after uch endurance and motivation from ry... thanks...
On shore, i was shaking when carrying my kayak and after carrryin it too... super tired... The warrant officer come scold us cos we never wait for the slow ones... damm stupid... we leanred that in OAL that we must wait for them but we asked the Kayaking Instructor Sir whether we must do it... he told us dont need... just continue forward... damm contradic... got more stuff also contradict.. but i super tired so not blogging anymore... Bye..

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8:49 PM

Monday, March 26, 2007

hey Guys, i think there is some friggin big confusion about me taking drugs... Its just medicine.... Medicine=Drugs... get it?
Also, pls go visit http://laozhabor.blogspot.com/. Its the link to the Lao Zha Bor's blog from the movie Just Follow Law by Jack Neo. if u have watched the movie, u will noe wad i am talkin about.
School is getting me stressed.
HW: Not getting any lower
SS: dont really understand but nvm
History: dont really undertstand wad the hell is gg on
Physics: other than forces, the other topics are fine. Forces for me is just gone case.
Chemistry: Balancing Equations and a little more other crap that i dont undertstand. Other than that is fine.
Bio: Doing not bad. Pls refer to Clement's Theory at the bottom of this post.
Maths: HW quite okay. Most topics are fine other than some parts on trigo like 3-D diagram
Eng: doing fine.
Chinese: owe teacher 1 practice prelim paper and 1 xian xiang thingy.

CLEMENT'S THEORY: EARTHWORMS DIG HOLES FOR INSECTS TO ENTER PLACES LIKE THE GREENHOUSE, WHERE THE SURROUNDINGS ARE BLOCKED, AND THERE IS NO WAY IN OTHER THAN FROM UNDERGROUND.

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10:48 PM

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Why u shouldnt take drygs. This was wad happened at ytd tuition.
The teacher asked when is Good Friday. Then the class dunno. Then i thought. Cos next week the friday is POP a.k.a Passing Out Parade =) on the 30th And AKE a.k.a Annual Kayaking Expedition the next day on the 31st. So i suddenly shouted. Its on Sunday. The teacher went Huh? Then i repeated, Good Friday on next Sunday. Then the class look back at me and start laughing. Then i was like Huh? Then i think and think then realise that i mistook Good Friday as April's Fool Day!!! APRIL'S FOOL DAY!!! MUHAHAHA!!! how can good friday fall on a sunday? then i kept quiet for the all lesson like i always do.
That was an example wad drugs can do to u. Dont take them... AHHHH!!! APRIL'S FOOL DAY!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!! ROARS!!

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10:02 PM

I have been taking drugs the past 2 days. And they suck. Dont EVER take drugs. They harm ur body.

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4:34 PM

Monday, March 12, 2007

Okay i will update once again.
Er, from when? lemme think. i dunno. xian. just tell u random events that happened today. This morning, i went to school and b4 that i went to macs to get breakfast, da bao the new sausage bagel thingy. then after i left, this uncle came to me and ask if i could get him a TODAY newspaper. was like huh? then he said he took one copy but the lady dont let him take another cos everyone is entitled to one. then i helped him take lor. i gave it to him and was about to walk put when another lady approached me for the same favour. then i went and take but on my way there i rembereed that one person only can take one, so i went back to the lady and said i cannot take liao. then she started at me and never say anything. Stupid lady. Roars!!! Wonder wad so good about TODAY newspaper. haha =)
Then had maths extra lesson and after it i went to WEE's lab and i watch 'Dragon Tiger Gate" on Almo's iPod. damm nice. haha =) thanks almo.
then i went to do some total defence test from ncc. aiya then went bishan market to eat and stuff. then went home. and i went and suntan for like 40 mins. first time suntanning. every time i tried to, i like 5 mins then buay tahan liao. then today i had sunglasses so i lie on the beach chair and sun tan lor. the sunglasses was super good cos i could open my eyes when earing it. if i never wear, the sun's super rays would tio me and i cannot open my eyes. Also, i thought wont sweat so much de, then i found a puddle of water under the chair after i got up. woah!!! then i also thought that i never turn any tanner, but i went home and went and bathe and saw this line on my thigh, cool... i got tan leh... haha =) cool. now my thigh and my torso not that white liao... haha=) then i settle some stuff at the condo's management. almost punched the manager. roars!!!
then went for tuition and i was like damm sleepy. i was using my big blue pen and the teacher saw it and was like woah. then she asked me question. i took like 1 min then i ans back. dunno y.
haha =) then went home and yea. then i was walking around the house then i walked to the balcony and saw the railing got lots of ants crawling about. then i traced it to the altar at the balcony. there was this lizard trap and there were 3 lizards inside. so i opened it and saw the ants eating one of the lizard.
after much observation, i found out that the 3 lizard are of different species cos of the different patterns and stuff... haha=) they were all trapped to the sticky part of the trap. and after much closer observation i noticed all 3 of them are facing this pill stuck in the middle of the trap. their eyes were facing it and their mouths were open. so i guess that pill is the bait. haha =) also, the 1st lizard the eyes both gone. seems like the 3 of them had dried up. they died cos they were starved or died of thirst or other factors. also, the first lizard the body 3/4 dried up liao. then i found out that the second lizard was still breahing cos the body was like pumping... haha =0 so i used a stick to poke it. then i was shocked. the tail was swooshing... haha. freak me sia. then i keep poking it, hoping the tail would drop out cos it is said the tail of a lizard would drop if provoked or smth like that. but nothing happened. then after a while , the tail swooshed slower, so i supposed the lizard is at the brink of death.
then i took newspaper and wrapped around the trap and crumpled it. so i supposed all 3 lizards are dead liao. then i took a new trap and put it at the altar and i put the bait on it. hope it can catch more of lizards.

dont ever do it again. pls. a scar appeared

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8:29 PM