BEWARE OF THE WORLD'S LOCAL MONKEY CLEMENT!!!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

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So what are u waitin for?

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2:32 PM

HEY GUYS... Common test week was okay... Mugged like i have never mugged b4... I think the number of hours that i mug in my whole lifetime of 14 + years is like the same as some people for 1 year lah... Equation as stated below for easier reference.

Number of Hours Monkey Clement Clocked for mugging in his lifetime = Number of hours some other people clocked for mugging in 1 year....
buahahaha... mugging sucks...

Anw brief summary of the week...
Mon, Eng... Dunno what the hell i was writing.
Tue, Chem and SS.... Chem-- Kinda dieded. SS-- Was okay for the SEQ but not good for SBQ.
Wed, Physics and Geog... Physics--- Quite okay with careless mistakes... My bubble size was 24 cm in radius and 60000 cm3 in volume.. Beat that... Sure can enter Guinness Book of Records...
Geog--- Still Okay.

Thurs, Bio and Maths.. Bio was great, i think... Maths, damm pissed... Exam sttress, cant think properly...
Fri, Chi.. Was okay.. haha...

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2:24 PM

Monday, July 23, 2007

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME???!!

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8:22 PM

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Just finished mugging bio and surfing the net... Anw while studying just now, a heard a damm loud sound in the air... Looked up and saw 4 frigggin apaches flying over me.... Super loud... Should be apaches lah cos could see the 2 super big missile like thingy at the sides... and they were flying so low like just slightly above the block's highest level which is 23. Damm cool...

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11:27 PM

Thursday, July 19, 2007

OH MAN!!! Guess what The World's Local Monkey Clement did for the past few days? Give it a guess...

Hint 1: Its something that he has never done b4 for the past years since he came to this beautiful world.

GUESSS!!!

Hint 2: Its something that he only does like the day before tests...

By now, you should noe already.

The World's Local Monkey Clement has been mugging his ass off for the past few days!!! bet u Dont Believe... But its nth but the truth... Its freaking me out... The sun may rise from the west and Singapore may snow...
First time he clocked like 4 hours studying. His max was like 3 hours and the dam b4 exams... Oh man. Pigs are flying...
He is like mugging his ass off like some friggin mugger... Now mugging chem... Gtg...
KUDOS TO MONKEY CLEMENT!!! BUAHAHAHAHA

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8:56 PM

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Okay guys... I am so scrwed... I got lowest in class for A maths class test. single digit /30... first time... my grades are seriously screwing up like mad... my chem class test failed... my physics class test got 25/40, one of the lowest in class... bio test should be fail also... i just dont understand what the hell is going on. I thought alpha beta was kinda alright for me. I did the Exe ws myself as i understooded the topic. But dunno why... Today i screwed up the alpha-beta test. I was like sweating during the test like some mad dog...
Pressure still sucks.. Chem dunno why is killing me... Biology's topic on the heart part is killing me too... If i pass one of the sciences or maths next week, i must be lucky... god damm lucky... i think i will make records by being the first trip sci student to retain...
On a happier note, guess what i found today?

Buahahaha... I think almost all the Sec 3s in Cat high noe liao... i was like walking at the corridor outside my class when i saw this pink thing on the floor... Walked closer and i was like OMG... It as a pink condom... buahahaha... then i took this glass panel frrom my class and played with the thingy... then i flipped it around... and the stupid stench screwed my nose... then i wanted to pick it up but scared dirty my hand... STD... AIDS!!! anw, found this transpraent plastic bag and used it to lift the god damm "balloon" up... To my disgust, there was a knot on it... so the opening was blocked and there is this sac below... It contained white liquid... Wtf lah... friggin disgusted... so i threw it aside... Had to go down for assembly and planned to show it to Mr JT after assembly. The chance never came.
Went to class late cos of meeting and when stepping into the class.. I saw this silverish wrapper on the floor. It looked damn suspicious as it was spposed to be a square and it was torn now.. I walked into class tip-toeing and raising my leg high while taking a close look at it...
Saw the word"durex"... then i was like OMG... the teacher who was in the class, my physics teacher, Mr Ng Ml, a.k.a LightBulb was like saying" Clement, dont walk like that. No mines on the floor." then i replied" I dont think so", while looking at the wrapper. The he said" what is that?" i replied" Condom wrapper.." he and the class was like laughing and he said" dont joke lah" i said" not joking... u see lah.." then he said throw it away... and i obidiently did as told...

All this stuff.. Why didnt anyone see it? Cockeye meh? haha... anw i have this feeling that someone used the condom in my class cos the wrapper was found in my class and the used condom was found outside my class door... it may be gay sex and it may be normal sex... i wonder... which guy climbed into our class and had sex with dunno who using a strawberry condom and then threw the wrapper on the floor. tied the condom leaving his "worms" inside and throwing it outside my class... I WONDER!!! maybe can put a camera in my class and observe... buahahaha...

Another note, with Death Note being the crazed anime for the last few months and with so many mysterious deaths of healthy ppl with heart failures... Is there really a way to kill people with a notebook or isit some other way? i WONDER..

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9:11 PM

Saturday, July 14, 2007

The last week was extremely busy, with investiture's rehearsals till 8+ and the cleaning up of the rooms. Exhausting. buahahaha. Haven't climb for a long time and that is making me bored.
Investiture was not bad. With little screw-ups. Didnt make many new friends cos i had Olevel Chinese Oral on that day after investiture... haha..
I am so scrwed for Mastery Review a.k.a common test a.k.a CA. I am alright with indices, not good with surds, dying in logaritums, however u spell it. Thats A maths by the way. I am only good at alpha-beta which i dont think is being tested for the coming MR.
Physics i am dead. Chem, i am surviving. Biology is kinda alright. History is stupid. Geography is evergreen. Chinese is so cheena and English is so alien. Social Studies is a laugh as i dont get the jizz of it... buahah... i only noe that this term we are learning bonding and not bondage... buahahaha...
Went queensway just now with my family to get shoes for my bro and dad. But they didnt get the shoes. Instead, my bro got a new bag and another FBT shorts that are so gay... He also got a new pair of slippers which he regretted buying cos the moment he stepped out of the shop, he saw nice ones at cheaper prices outside... buahaha...And i got a new shoe bag which is damm small... Largest i can find... Why cant ppl make big shoe bags? GRRRRS...
I kinda regretted a bit on buying the shoe bag... But i am so gonna make my next buy a good one... $50+ for that thing i have beem looking for everywhere... buahahha... gonna get it soon... COOL... KUDOS!!!
regretted

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11:12 PM