BEWARE OF THE WORLD'S LOCAL MONKEY CLEMENT!!!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Okay guys. Dint blog about Sec 3 camp cos i was too busy and lazy to type... Should be more of the latter... Had a stay over at Hotel Phoenix last weekend with my family. Had special rates as the boss was my dad's client. Head that the hotel is gonna close down.
Holiday HW left a bit and i must finish everything by today as i see my next 2 weeks fly away. spec course camp tmr, 13th to 16th, Sat. Then Sunday rest. Monday got another NCC annual camp to Thursday. 18th to 21st. Then 22nd got rehearsal. BOOOOO!!!
Yesterday slept at 1 plus cos i was doin hw and was about to sleep at 1 when my bro told me to come into the room. He asked, Are u a man? then i replied, NO.. but nevertheless he told me to look behind this soft toy which was in his room. It was a god damm cockroach. Super BIG... and old and long feelers. And cannot walk properly... My bro tried to catch it but to no avail.
The xiao3 qiang2, i think become da4 qiang2. that da4 qiang2 was crawling around the room. It went to my bro's cabinet of files and notes. he super freak out cos the cockroach disappeared for a while. Sometimes its better to see it than dont see it... then it crawled out and crawled back in where it disappeared. Then it came out again. It started scaling the wall up to the ceiling where it suddenly DROPPED!!! it was old and couldnt walk properly but it also cannot fly properly. My bro was armed with his hp a.k.a torch and his NPCC drill cane. I was armed with a newspaper bat... Anw it dropped and was flying around. then it maintained balance and lande on the floor. My bro say da4 qiang2 half-dead liao. then it was running on the floor super fast. then it started stoning as it was like eating this thing on the floor. then my bro took this empty ferrero roche box and threw it on the cockroach. It waws TRAPPED... then my smart bro decided to put the cover over which i strongly dis encourage as da4 qiang2 would use its super fast legs to run away. then he decided not to. we examined the cockroach and felt that it looked disgusting. then my bro tried to cover the box( the box was upside down). the god damm da4 qiang2 ran out the moment that was a slit and my bro jumped and scared. It woke my parents and my other bro up... friggin funny... then the thing ran underneath his study table and never appeared again after we tried finding it upder his super duper messy table.
So ytd night i went to sleep and i had a nightmare. Guess wad nightmare i had?

It was about cockroaches. Like i was at this camp and we were supposed to jet-ski or smth like that. Then me and a big group of ppl were brought into the briefing room and there were hell lot of cockroaches. My friends pushed me in.. and i stepped on one. and someone were flying towards me. I screamed and ran out and started crying. then i slept peacefully. Friggin scary.
Moral of the story: COCKROACHES ARE PESKY LITTLE INSECTS... GRRRRRRR

did you see THE CrAzY MONKEY CLEMENT??!!
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