BEWARE OF THE WORLD'S LOCAL MONKEY CLEMENT!!!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Okay i will update once again.
Er, from when? lemme think. i dunno. xian. just tell u random events that happened today. This morning, i went to school and b4 that i went to macs to get breakfast, da bao the new sausage bagel thingy. then after i left, this uncle came to me and ask if i could get him a TODAY newspaper. was like huh? then he said he took one copy but the lady dont let him take another cos everyone is entitled to one. then i helped him take lor. i gave it to him and was about to walk put when another lady approached me for the same favour. then i went and take but on my way there i rembereed that one person only can take one, so i went back to the lady and said i cannot take liao. then she started at me and never say anything. Stupid lady. Roars!!! Wonder wad so good about TODAY newspaper. haha =)
Then had maths extra lesson and after it i went to WEE's lab and i watch 'Dragon Tiger Gate" on Almo's iPod. damm nice. haha =) thanks almo.
then i went to do some total defence test from ncc. aiya then went bishan market to eat and stuff. then went home. and i went and suntan for like 40 mins. first time suntanning. every time i tried to, i like 5 mins then buay tahan liao. then today i had sunglasses so i lie on the beach chair and sun tan lor. the sunglasses was super good cos i could open my eyes when earing it. if i never wear, the sun's super rays would tio me and i cannot open my eyes. Also, i thought wont sweat so much de, then i found a puddle of water under the chair after i got up. woah!!! then i also thought that i never turn any tanner, but i went home and went and bathe and saw this line on my thigh, cool... i got tan leh... haha =) cool. now my thigh and my torso not that white liao... haha=) then i settle some stuff at the condo's management. almost punched the manager. roars!!!
then went for tuition and i was like damm sleepy. i was using my big blue pen and the teacher saw it and was like woah. then she asked me question. i took like 1 min then i ans back. dunno y.
haha =) then went home and yea. then i was walking around the house then i walked to the balcony and saw the railing got lots of ants crawling about. then i traced it to the altar at the balcony. there was this lizard trap and there were 3 lizards inside. so i opened it and saw the ants eating one of the lizard.
after much observation, i found out that the 3 lizard are of different species cos of the different patterns and stuff... haha=) they were all trapped to the sticky part of the trap. and after much closer observation i noticed all 3 of them are facing this pill stuck in the middle of the trap. their eyes were facing it and their mouths were open. so i guess that pill is the bait. haha =) also, the 1st lizard the eyes both gone. seems like the 3 of them had dried up. they died cos they were starved or died of thirst or other factors. also, the first lizard the body 3/4 dried up liao. then i found out that the second lizard was still breahing cos the body was like pumping... haha =0 so i used a stick to poke it. then i was shocked. the tail was swooshing... haha. freak me sia. then i keep poking it, hoping the tail would drop out cos it is said the tail of a lizard would drop if provoked or smth like that. but nothing happened. then after a while , the tail swooshed slower, so i supposed the lizard is at the brink of death.
then i took newspaper and wrapped around the trap and crumpled it. so i supposed all 3 lizards are dead liao. then i took a new trap and put it at the altar and i put the bait on it. hope it can catch more of lizards.

dont ever do it again. pls. a scar appeared

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