THE CraZy mMonKey
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THE Calling
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
DONT TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO. TELL
ME WHAT I CANNOT DO!!!
TELL ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN I
ACCOMPLISHED A TASK. DONT TELL
ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN I CANT
did you see THE CrAzY MONKEY CLEMENT??!! 9:28 PM
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Being emo... haha=) Emo song lyrics below
Dear Diary:
Mood: Apathetic.
My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' and 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab'. And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thingy. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know...
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo
I'm dark, and sensetive with low self-esteem The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo
My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. And it's suffocating me. Grabbing ahold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans... which look great on my by the way.
When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth You can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right!
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hate my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be E-Mo
My parents just don't get me, you know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. Can't 2... or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos.
did you see THE CrAzY MONKEY CLEMENT??!! 9:56 PM
Saturday, September 16, 2006
I suck as a frend. I am not a filial son. I have attitude problem and have low EQ. I cannot console anyone. I am a lousy councillor. I am a lousy student. Everyone hates or dislikes me. I am a poser that everyone hates. I suck in studies. I look like crap.
did you see THE CrAzY MONKEY CLEMENT??!! 5:36 PM
i m damm stressed with life. Council. Family. School. Work. Crap. Mentally, emontionally and physically stressed. Pls help me get over this quickly.
did you see THE CrAzY MONKEY CLEMENT??!! 5:23 PM
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Dance like no one is watching.
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you don't want to get hurt.
Work like you don't need the money.
Live like today is the last day of your life.
Cherish your life and your loved ones!!!
did you see THE CrAzY MONKEY CLEMENT??!! 10:21 PM
Friday, September 08, 2006
01. What is the phone maker? Sony Ericsson 02.What's the last 3 digits of your mobile number? 135 03. What does the 2nd message in your inbox say? Eh,cos this plan haven end then i go buy new phone already... This phone next month end-cy 04. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M? Martin 05. Who's the last person you called? Basil Tan 06. Who was your last missed call from? Beng Heng 07. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D? Damian 08. What does the last message in your inbox say? Cross or not? 09. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J? Jason 11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?: Shi Hao 12. What does your banner say? erm? 13. How many messages are currently in your inbox? 52. Just deledted them. 14. What do you have as your background? Pirates of the Carribean 15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R? Raynard 16. Who's the 3rd person under T? Thai Yong 17. If you're on Pay as you Go, how much credit do you have? many many? 18. Who's the first person who comes up under C?: me? no lah its. Cedric 19. How many bars of signal do you currently have? 5 bars. full liao
did you see THE CrAzY MONKEY CLEMENT??!! 11:50 PM
Monday, September 04, 2006
This is a pic of me climbing the real chimney. Really fun to twist and turn =)
Todae went to sch to do dnt and discuss sci project. Xian. Anw came back and my mum told me that Steve Irwin had died. I went to the net and checked out more. He died at 11am this morning. Damm sad. He was filming a documentary: The Ocean most deadliest creatures( or the world deadliest creatures). A stingray he was "playing" with stung with with its tail and the tail japped through his heart. It was sad he died instantly and did not feel any pain at all. The stingray's tail venom would not have killed so Steve most probably died of cardiac injury. The agency in charge of the area Steve was filming at said that nobody had ever got stung by a stingray and died there. A stingray is only dangerous when avragrated. It is indeed tragic for Steve to die by a stingray's sting. My mum said before that Steve will defineitely die when doing his extreme stunts. She was indeed right. She also said a mountaineer may die on an expedition on a mountain. Steve was only 44 and died. I think he must be glad he died doing smth he loved the most. Reports have also said that he was like the animals he "played" with, like he really know them or smth, like he was one of them---an animal. Lets' all remain 1 min of silence the moment u read here. Anyway this a picture of Steve Irwin so that we all can remember him as STEVE IRWIN a.k.a CROCODILE HUNTER