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Monday, May 19, 2008

Wotcher there. Went for the band concert on Friday night. It started off pretty well. With the usual cheers and shouts and screams and stuff. Quite noisy though. haha. But what can i say? It's Catholic High.

So i was sitting with Dillon, MinRon, Wen Xuan, Brandon, Daren and Eugene who was wearing skinnes. Woots. Okay. I was not really sitting beside all of them, like not all of them was directly beside me. Ahhhh! You get the point. yeaps.

Okay. In front of us, was this few guys, around 4 or 5 guys with 1 guys parents. We were kinda noisy and the guy with his parents turned and said," Shut Up Lah!" So we did. Shall not describe his looks. For some description, you guys can go to Wen Xuan's blog. yeap.

Then after a while, Brandon crossed his leg and accidentally kicked that guy's chair. The guy turned back and scolded him. Said stuff like," Wanna Bang then say lah. Act cute. Give that innocent look. then !@#$%^&#^%#^%$^&$#^%#&^#$^%$^$^&$^#^$&##!" then the guy in front of me like parrot, keep repeating what the other guy said. haha. The first guy's parents like tried to cool him down and scolded us too. then i sensed immense tension and messaged Shaun, who was sitting 2 rows behind me, that Maybe later got fight. then he told the rest of his row, which included people like paris, his gf and Jit Hin and Say Cheong and Brian.

After the event, i quickly went and find them. then we gathered more people to like go hang out or smth. then we went out of the hall and they all surrounded, wanting to know what happened. then the guy sitting in front of me stood a few mertres away and pointed at me, talking to his 2 or 3 other friends. The group of us, excluding me then turned and stared at him. Shaun saw Mdm Wong walk down and quickly say, " Lao Shi lao Shi, got people wanna hit us. We very scarred. then Mdm Wong like don't care and say aiyo". then hit me. haha.

then the 4 people went away. our whole group went too. we had like 10+ people. then we exited and started to cross the road. then we saw the group outside there like waiting for us. we walked passed them and 1 of them took out a tennis racket from his bag. then after a while they started following our group of 10+ people. We started to get really really scared, especially me, as i was the target. Then we all scared will have fight and started calling for help. Like call Li Song and Wei Ping and 3 of his friends who were at Raffles City waiting.

My heart beat like super super fast and i was like trembling a bit. First time i got so scared. Plans started to form in our head. We could go to The Singapore Flyer, as Ben's friend's father was the GM there. but somehow we walked the opposite direction, towards the crowded area. Some of them said that it was better to walk to crowded places as they sure won't pick a fight there.

Brian then suggested to go and hide at his Dad's restaurant at Raffles City, which we did in the end. Haha.

Shaun also suggested that we should fight as he never see me fight b4. then he said i sure win. haha. But i think he was crapping.

We walked past the grass field and the group of 4 following our group of 10+ started shouting stuff like, "wanna fight ah? Come lah!" kept taunting us.

Oh ya, behind them, there was another group of like 6 people from CHS like Adarell and kenneth GWEE following them too. I kept receiving info from that group. thanks guys.

One of the bad people following us also took off his shirt to reveal his singlet. Like really wanna fight. then after the field, was a pedestrian crossing and the green man flashing. We ran. Paris was like damm worried of his gf. What a gentleman. Awww. haha

then after the dash, we came onto this slightly-crowded street where we brisk walked. We turned to the right towards Raffles City and some of us went to the 7 Eleven at peninsular to buy drinks. We separated and never rejoined. The bad people kinda lost us and walked straight. That was the info i got from the group of 6 following behind. then i was left with a group of around 8 people where we walked faster, past the MRT station then to the restaurant. We hid at the staircase for a while and then yeap. Nothing much happened after that.

Woah. was really really scared. like mad. Heart beating 200 BPM. ahha. then on our escape, we saw a sign on the bridge hung by people, saying " Happy Birthday Sean" Like really coolios. haha

Imagine if we fought. Woah. Massive fight it would be. like 20 people bishing each other. But of course, being nice people who are deplomatic, we didn't fight. haha

Thats all.

Scary. tatas

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10:10 PM

Thursday, May 01, 2008

1 day work week.

Been to Institute of Molecular and Cell Biology (IMCB) in Proteos at Biopolis which is located at Buona Vista. haha. From mon to wed, this week. By the way, Proteos is th name of the building and Biopolis is the name of the whole place with the many differnet buildings by A* Star Agency or smth like that.
preety cool. learnt stuff like neural differentiation and degeneration. Cool but really really really uber duper CHEEM! Stuff about cells.

Then i can own Mr Goh liao. Buahahahah!

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9:42 PM

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Wotcher there. Was bored, so took the tests as suggested on Wen Xuan's blog.

Get to know yourself better quiz:

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:

You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

What your handwriting says:

You are a sociable and outgoing person. You enjoy attending parties and seek attention from people wherever you can. The closer you place your words together, the more afraid you are of being left alone. Loneliness is your one great fear.

Some quiz:
You think money and love are equally important. You have an interest in many things in life, and work hard to ensure that you maintain a healthy balance between work, play and love. However, you tend to be unable to decide on what you really want to do with your life. You wouldn't dream of leaving your loved one for one or two million dollars, but you would have to reconsider if the offer rose to 100 million dollars.

Favourite colour:
Red
You like to go to parties and enjoy them even more when they are fun and full of people. You have a lot of energy and are extremely enthusiastic about life.

Yeap. That's about all. Tata! Bye.

12th November is my favourite date for now.

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7:33 PM

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Wotcher. CNY was not bad. School is really exhausting. CLimbing is fun, as usual. There are gonna be more pictures than words
Check out this baby. My nanny's grandson.

Friggin Chubby! Just want to pinch his cheeks! =)

Yes. The above 2 photos is me in smart casual on CNY reunion dinner =)

Lo and Behold. Change of image.

Oh God! Pictures speak a thousand words. haha+)

Image Changed again.

Signing off. Cheers people. Hope you all recover from shock=)

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1:16 AM

Friday, February 01, 2008

Blog Revival

Wotcher, People of the World, the magnificent world, the great world. In case you people ask me what wotcher is. It is just like saying Hello.

Its been a month plus since I last blogged. Wait. I mean a month plus of school days since i last blogged. Just realised i forgot to count the holidays in. Okay. So its been realllllyyyyy loongggg since i last blogged.

This year have so far been not bad. With reallly busy days sometimes, with homework reaching alarming heights. Apparently, teachers have always reminded us that this is only the tip of the iceberg. Oh God! However, on the bright side, on other days, its been really fun, laughing till my insides hurt.

Council is okay. Shall not comment much.

And So is NCC. POP-ing soon. But will not comment much lest i start some war between the monkey and the humans.

Its been 3 years and counting since I have joined the Catholic High. Looks have changed. Tastes have changed. Style have changed. Skills have improved. Knowledge has increased. Friends have increased. Maturity, on the other hand, may or may not have improved.

Been a long time since i seriously climbed. Let say, 6 weeks? Thats bad. =(

Definitely looking forward to the new movie, Jumper. In case you people wanna the link, its http://www.jumperthemovie.com/

Enough of this blabbering, check this duo i found on youtube. They are Flight Of The Conchords and they are from New Zealand. They are very TALENTED and REALLY GOOD!! =) This Song is called Jenny.

So how were they? Great right? The next song is "Humans Are Dead".

Okay. If you wanna more of them, you can go youtube and find their other songs like "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros" and " Albi the (racist) dragon".

Also, this is another video. Its called Evil Eye. Pay close attention to what the person says and the baby's movement especially the eyes.

Have you ever been asked whats the coolest thing in your house? I think this is the coolest thing in my house.

MY TAP!!! Its like a joy stick. Turn to left is cold water, turn to right is hot water.

Nice right??
Buahahaha=)

Oh ya, Just now when i was going home from Orchard. i saw this sign at a staircase lobby.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Okay. Hope you all have fun!

P.S. Being EMO sucks!

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11:23 PM

Monday, November 26, 2007

Hello Hello. Just reviving my blog now eh. Hmmm.. Holidays pass by really fast.. Been a month already. Or close to it.. Busy Busy man.. Sleeping and idling.. Have not started on homework. Plan to start it on 1st December, but it should be a problem.

December is a month of fun!!! i hope... Anw, the past 3 days have been really hectic. Roars!! It was the National School Sports Climbing Competition (NSSCC) and the Asian Youth Championship (AYC). Volunteered to be an offical for both events, mostly on AYC. AYC is a boulder and speed climbing competition for Asia's youth climbers, with climbers from Malaysia, Indonesia, Korea, Japan, Thailand and Kazakhstan. Yea.. Somehow became a judge for the routes, the most difficult routes.

As the climbers are like some of the better climbers in their country, i saw really sick moves. Like 1 arm-locks by Gary Fernandez of Singapore and also the super power Korean climber, Park Ji Kwan who got many of the gals gaga.. I made some new friends.

Shall not talk about the events anymore. Cos its kinda dry. Yea.. but for Friday and Sat, i had to report to Clementi and Suntec respectively at like super early times. and the event always end damm late. On Sat, it ended at 1 am.. I was there from 10am to 1 am. Crazy. But the climbers in the junior category (the oldest category), had to be in isolation for like 6 hours..

Okay. Moving along.

I injured my wrist from i dunno what. Climbing i think. Went to chi doc today... Shouted quite a bit after his superb consultation. My right wrist is injured kinda badly he said. So restricted movement. Healing around 1 month plus.. ROARS!!!

P.S The Japanese Gals are both HOT and CUTE.

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6:05 PM

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Guess some of you guys already know who came last friday.
Okay, for those whol are still in the dark, let me bring you to the light.

6 Mediacorp Artistes came, name:

Felicia Chin

Michelle Chia

Michelle Chong

Yvonne Lim

Vivian Lai

Patricia Mok

Yea. Many students in my school are having similar expressions as some of you might now be experiencing.

Why did the school sent thsese artistes to our school? And they were all FEMALE.

Haha. Maybe the school is scared that some of us might become gay after the recent issues of Section 377A, where everyone is debating over. So the school decided to call these artistes over to let us know what is the opposite sex, since our school may or may not lack some of it.

However it could not be true as the school could not have been so bo liao to do such a stupid thing. But Who Knows???!! buahahahahah.

Anw, from my reliable sources, i have gathered that the purpose of their visit is something to do with the Star Awards 2007. Some publication activity or some interview that is to be filmed on the day of the Awards.

As the artistes came, the upper secondary were having lessons and the lower secondary were the "welcoming party". After which, there was an hour long recess. The artistes arrived after many false alarms and people were screaming their lungs out. They then proceeded to the plaza and then to the auditorium for photo taking and interview sessions.

Many students went down to see them and take pictures of them, going gaga over the stars. However, throughout the entire time they were in the school, i did not once went down to take a glimpse of them. Many of you would ask why i miss this golden opportunity. Reasons are as followed.

I dont find it childish for once to take pictures with idols or celebs and artistes. But renting a hotel room next to them may be overboard. Anw, yea, I do not find it childish.

I do not want to see the ugly side of people. Because when such events are organized, one would see the ugly side of people. The side where people will push to see the artistes. The side where people will scold, curse and swear because they have not taken any pictures of the artistes. The side where people may use underhand means just to catch a glimpse of the artistes. The side that many, including myself do not want to see.

Also, when such events are organized, one would find what i call Self Assigned Jobs. These jobs are small errands that a person, in this case, a student would assign himself to do. Like bringing the artistes to the toilet or to entertain or even to but a drink for them. When asked by others on why he is doing this, he would say that a teacher of high authority, like the discipline master or the principle, had assigned him the job.

For example. Tom assigned himself the job of bringing the artistes to the toilet if they wanted to. Then the other students, maybe out of curiosity or jealousy would ask why he was supposed to do it, and not the others. Tom would then explain that the Vice -Principal had told him to do so.
Hence the other students would not be able to question the instruction given by a person of higher authority.

Many conflicts would also surface from such events. For example, one might have insider information that the artistes may be coming and because of jealousy or other factors, he did not share it with his friends. After a public announcement, and by coincidental, friends might wonder why he did not tell them firsthand and kept it from them. Then arguments will be un- preventable, and friendship ruined.

One incident i had heard was that Patricia Mok was being ostracized because she is not as pretty as the others who came. Unlike Felicia Chin and Michelle Chia who were the hot favorites especially the former. But i admire Patricia Mok the most for her courage to accept who she is and also make a joke out of it. People would take pictures and get autographs from the others because of their outer beauty. But i beg to differ. Simply because Patricia Mok has talents the other do not. She is a comedian! She dares to do things the other do not.

All in all, the end of the entire event that the artistes came had made many people happy, from the pictures they had taken and that they had had seen the artistes, or made people sad, because they had not taken any pictures.

Oh ya. Not to forget, I have heard stories that a few of the students got kissed by the artistes. And also a rumor that a student got Felicia Chin's number and also that a student got fed by Felicia Chin with chocolate.

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7:21 PM